Weedopedia: An A to Z Guide to All Things Marijuana by Adams Media

Author:Adams Media
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: Adams Media
Published: 2020-01-20T16:00:00+00:00

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L The twelfth letter of the alphabet and also a slang term used to describe a blunt or marijuana cigarette. Some use the term indiscriminately, but the proper usage is in reference to a specific kind of joint rolled with two perpendicular rolling papers. The resulting product is longer than a traditional joint and has a tapered shape instead of the ubiquitous uniform cylinder. Some benefits to rolling Ls include a longer burn time, more room to fit extra pot, a feeling of accomplishment, and a dramatic increase in respect among one’s smoking circle. See also joint

LAUGHTER A spontaneous reaction to witnessing, hearing, or thinking something funny that is characterized by an audible response as well as physical signs like knee-slapping, tearing up, and falling on the floor. Laughter is a common side effect associated with smoking marijuana, although it is far more welcomed than some of the less desirable ones like cotton mouth and bloodshot eyes. Because of their penchant for laughter, many smokers have a skewed sense of what is and what is not funny. This is why it is important to avoid watching any of the following when sober: Half Baked, Pineapple Express, and any film starring Jack Black.

LAVA LAMP A novelty lighting device that is only really cool to get as an eleven-year-old. The various blobs of what one can only assume is molten lava rise and fall at a steady pace and are usually lighted by a colored light bulb. Lava lamps can be stared at for hours by the marijuana user, during which time he or she will develop emotional attachments to each bulbous glob as it passes slowly in and out of existence.

LAWNMOWER BAG A large canvas container attached to a lawnmower that serves as a receptacle for grass clippings as well as an obscure hiding place for marijuana. In theory, the smell of freshly trimmed grass will mask the odor of the pot. This is an extremely desperate (and probably unnecessary) measure, since attempting to actually find the stash of weed in the grass clippings when one wants to smoke it is like looking for a needle in a stack of needles.

LAZY SMOKER The most common breed of pot smoker. The lazy smoker lacks the motivation to do anything more strenuous than stumbling into the kitchen to microwave a plate of nachos. They are a paradoxical breed in that they often have very ambitious plans for things they will accomplish in the future but they almost never put any of them into practice. When they run out of weed, however, they are considered to be one of the fastest beings on planet Earth. See also antisocial smoker; handy smoker; hungry smoker; quiet smoker; social smoker

LEAF The universal symbol for marijuana that can be found adorning hats, backpacks, T-shirts, water bottles, pants, and more. Regardless of one’s age, country of origin, or religious beliefs, the pot leaf is a universal symbol of 420 friendliness. Unless of course it is encased in a red circle with a slash through it. Avoid those people at all costs.

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